出生的地方--雙語幽默笑話
visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?
游客：住在這樣一個地方是不是有益于健康？
local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.
鄉下佬：是的，先生。我剛到這時，我既不會走路也不能吃硬的東西。
visitor: what was the matter with you?
游客：你怎么了？
local yokel: nothing---i was born here.
鄉下佬：沒什么——我就出生在這個地方。
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