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        遇到第九顆葡萄的命運--雙語幽默笑話

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        three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. the cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

        三個在森林迷路的人被食人族抓住了。食人族首領對他們說,如果他們能通過一項游戲,他們就能活命。

        the first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. so all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

        測驗的第一關是,去森林里采摘屬于同一品種的10個水果。所以,這三個人分散開來去采摘水果。

        the first one came back and said to the king, "i brought ten apples." the king then explained the trial to him. "you have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

        第一個人回來對食人族首領說:“我帶回來了10個蘋果。”首領然后向他說明了游戲規則:“你必須要把這10個蘋果塞進你的屁眼里,同時臉上不能有任何表情,否則就吃了你。

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