我想這是我們的命運。
After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical.
"I guess it was in our stars," he sighed.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Her astrological sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."
他的婚姻破裂以后，經理變得非常哲學。
“我想這是我們的命運，”他嘆了口氣。
你什么意思。我問。
“她是地球的一個星座。我是水。在一起就和泥了。”
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