Irregular Verb
Readers of London's New Statesman and Nation were asked to play a game originated by Philosopher Bertrand Russell.On B.B.C.'s Brain Trust programme，he had hu mourously conjugated an“irregular verb”as.
“I am firm；you are obstinate，he is a pigheaded fool.”
Among the winners picked up by the New Statesman in its competition were the following：
I am sparkling；you are unusually talkative；he is drunk.
I am righteously indignant；you are annoyed；he is making a fuss about nothing.
I am beautiful； you have quite good features；she isn'tbad looking， if you like that type.
I am fastidious；you are fussy；he is an old woman.
I have reconsidered it；you have changed your mind； hehas gone back on his word.
I have about me something of the subtle， haunting，mysterious fragrance of the Orient； you rather overdo it； dear；shestinks.
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