知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇016：Car accident 交通事故（中英+）
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ...
有個人開車行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側面撞上了他的車，當時他就不省人事了。
hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold.
路旁的行人把他從車里拉出來并喚醒他。
Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him.
剛一醒過來，他就拼命的掙扎著，最后不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮靜下來。
He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.
過了一會兒，他平靜了，別人問他為什么要這么恐怖的掙扎，
Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.
他說：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，
He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing.
當我醒過來，我發現我躺在了路邊，前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著‘殼牌’，但是有個人擋住了那個s。”
I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
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