知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇014：Captain's recording 機長的錄音（中英+）
This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...
這是你們機長的聲音。
I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
請允許我代表全體工作人員，歡迎你們乘坐英國航空公司602號航班從紐約飛往倫敦。
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
我們此時在大西洋上空35,000英尺的高度。
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "
如果你從飛機的右邊向窗外看去，你將會發現右側的兩個引擎都已經起火。
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
如果你從左邊往外看，你就會看到那邊的機翼已經脫落了。
"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it to waving at you.”
如果你俯視下面的大西洋，那么你會看到一艘黃色的救生筏，上面有三個人正在朝你揮手。
That's me, the copilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recording.
那是我、副駕駛員還有我們的一名女乘務員。這是一段錄音。
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