送給加菲貓的生日禮物-看漫畫學(xué)英語之加菲貓[4]--雙語幽默漫畫
jon:happy birthday,garfield.i have a surprise for you.
喬恩：生日快樂，加菲貓，我給你準(zhǔn)備了一個(gè)驚喜。
jon:a rubber mousey!
喬恩：一個(gè)橡膠老鼠。
garfield:could've used a little salt...
加菲貓：里面放了一些鹽。
jon:a mouse!get it!
jon:garfield！you didn't even try!
喬恩：加菲貓!你之前沒嘗試過。
garfield:show me a good mouser,and i'll show you a cat with bad breath.
加菲貓：給我展示一下好的捕鼠者，我將給你展示一只貓捕鼠時(shí)的呼吸聲。
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