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            The Same Service

            A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

            "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."

            "I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."

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