約翰第一天上學--雙語幽默笑話
the six-year-old john was terribly spoiled. his father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺愛，寵愛） him. he hardly left her side. and when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（亂發脾氣） . then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。
when he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "was school all right?" she asked, "did you get along all right? did you cry?"
他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：“學校怎么樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？”
"cry?" john asked. "no, i didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
“哭？”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”
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