爆笑英語幽默笑話精84.My First And My Last第一次與最后一次（英漢雙語笑話）
84.My First And My Last
84.第一次與最后一次
When George was thirty-five，he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
喬治35歲時買了架小型飛機，并開始學習駕駛。不久，他就能很嫻熟地駕機做各種各樣的特技飛行了。
George had a friend. His name was Mark.One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought，“I've travelled in a big plane several times，but I've never been in a small one，so I’II go.”
喬治有個朋友名叫馬克。一天，喬治主動邀請馬克乘他的飛機上天兜一圈。馬克心想，“我乘大客機飛行過好幾次，還從來沒有乘過小飛機，我不妨試一試。”
They went up，and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
升空后，喬治飛了有半個小時，在空中做了各種各樣的飛行特技。
When they came down again，Mark was very glad to be back safely，and he said to hisfriend in a shaking voice，"Well，George，thank you very much for those two trips in your plane.”
后來他們著陸了。馬克很高興能夠安全返回地面。他用顫抖的聲音對他的朋友說:“喬治，非常感謝你讓我乘小飛機做了兩次飛行。”
Gerogy was very surprised and said，"Two trips?”
喬治非常吃驚地問:“兩次飛行?”
"Yes，my first and my last，”answered Mark.
“是的，我的第一次和最后一次。”馬克答道。
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