每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.
Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and
a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the
time, please?"
After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not
going to answer all those stupid people any more.
I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the
wall here." Then he did so.
“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the
time," he thought happily.
But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at
the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock
right?”
丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂(lè)部當(dāng)守門人。每天都有數(shù)千人經(jīng)過(guò)他的門口，而且許多人都會(huì)停下來(lái)問(wèn)他:“請(qǐng)問(wèn)現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)？”得
幾個(gè)月后，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問(wèn)題了，我要去買一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。”于是他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。"
“現(xiàn)在人們總不會(huì)再停下來(lái)問(wèn)我時(shí)間了。”他高興地想。
可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)，看看鐘，然后問(wèn)丹:“這鐘準(zhǔn)嗎？”
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