The Speaker
The Speaker
The after-dinner speaker was droning on and on and on, boring everyone to tears. One of the guests, fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open, turned to the lady on his right and said, "Can nothing be done to shut him up？"
"If there is I'd like to know," said the lady, "I'm his wife and I've been trying to shut him up for twenty years."
講演者
一位晚餐后的講演者冗長郁悶地說個沒完沒了，以至使每個人都煩得哈欠連天，有一位客人使勁睜開他沉重的眼皮，轉向坐在他右邊的一位夫人說：“有沒有辦法使他不說了？”
“如果有辦法的話，我倒很想知道。”這位夫人說，“我是他的妻子，我已經試了二十年了，都沒能辦到。”
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