A Pledge 誓約
A Pledge
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked.
"I'll tell you the secret," he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-five years ago. On our wedding night we made a pledge that whenever we had a flight, the one who proved wrong would go out and take a walk. I have been in the open air continuously for the past seventy-five years."
誓約
爺爺過一百歲生日，大家都祝賀他，說他看上去很健康。
“我來告訴你們這里地秘密，”他說。"我和妻子結(jié)婚七十五年了。在新婚之夜我們訂了一個誓約，那就是無論我們什么時候發(fā)生爭吵，誰被證明是錯了的，誰就到外面去散一圈步，我已經(jīng)在外面一直呆了七十五年了。”
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