英漢雙語笑話48
Limerick
There was a young lady of Niger，
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger．
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger
打油詩
有個尼日爾小姑娘，
笑咪咪騎在虎背上。
他們兜風回返，
姑娘到了里邊，
笑容掛在了虎臉上。
2.
Ask Your Own
It was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius．Clark declared that if the Englishman were to ask any Washington street urchin any question，the urchin would make anaptreply．They sallied forth．
“What time is it，Bub？They tell me you can tell time by your nose，”said the visitor to the first newsboy they met．
“Ask your own，mister，mine ain't run nin’，”was the reply．
問問你自己的吧
這是華盛頓的一個陰冷天。錢普·克拉克正和一個來訪的英國人討論城市的流浪兒，英國人詳細地敘述著倫敦式天才的機智。克拉克宣稱，要是對方向華盛頓街上任何一個兒童提任何問題，那孩子都會對答如流。他們便出發了。
“什么時候了，小兄弟？人們說你能用鼻子報時。”
回答是：“先生，問問你自己的吧，的不在走呢。”
3.
What Are The Two Words？
A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．“My dear，” said the old lady，“I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promise me never to use two words．One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’．Would you promise me that？
“Why，sure，Granny，”said the girl．“What are the two words？”
是哪兩個詞？
一個非常高貴的老夫人有幾句話要對她的孫女說。“我親愛的，”老夫人說：“我希望你能幫我一個忙。我要你答應永遠不要用兩個詞。一個是‘討厭的’，另一個是‘極好的’。你能答應我嗎？”
“噢，當然，奶奶。”女孩說：“是哪兩個詞？”
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