傻瓜的標(biāo)記
A certain man reading a book that treated of the secrets of nature， fell upon a chapter in which't was said that a man who has a long beard wears the badge of a fool．Upon which our reader takes up the candle in his hand， for't was in the nighttime， and views himself in the glass， and inconsiderately burns above half his beard off； whereupon he immediately takes upthe pen and writes in the margin of the book，"Proba tumest，"—that is， I know him to be a fool．
傻瓜的標(biāo)記
某人在讀一本論述大自然奧秘的書時，忽然看到有一章節(jié)，其中說長著長胡鬢的男人即帶有傻瓜的標(biāo)記。于是我們 的讀者立即擎起燭臺——因為那是在夜間——照看自己在鏡 子里的尊容，一不小心燒掉了他一半多胡鬢。于是他立即拿 起筆，在書頁空邊上寫道：“Proba tum est”，即我知道他是個傻瓜。
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/97869.html
相關(guān)文章
-
英語幽默小故事：大制服 Large Uniforms
英語幽默小故事：大制服 Large UniformsLarge UniformsDuring our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shot...
2018-11-27 英語笑話 -
Entertainment Joke(12)
Mr. Johnson was overweight，so his doctor put him on a diet. He said：“I want you to eat regularly for two days，then skip a day，and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you，you s...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話29：安眠藥（中英）
7. Sleeping Pills安眠藥Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.鮑勃晚上失眠。他去...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
笑話習(xí)題簿12.7
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being b...
2018-11-22 英語笑話 -
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。 Two men stood outside and lo...
2018-12-07 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：mobile games 手機(jī)游戲（雙語）
It seems that your kid doesn't consist of anything organic in the traditional sense. No intestines, no blood, no nothing. Only fragments of Youtube videos, mobile games, snapchats, all floati...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
英文幽默：四位新爸爸
4 New Fathers Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first...
2018-11-18 英語笑話
