車壞了
A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"
So he went to the backyard and looked at the brand new bicycle. "Wow! That's a beautiful bicycle! Can you ride it?"
The son said, "The only problem is that it's broken." So his father said, "How can it be broken? It's brand new!"
And the son said, "I don't know what's wrong. But anytime I ride it, it falls down!"
有個小孩子跑進來興奮地叫著：“爸，媽送了部自行車給我！你想瞧瞧不？”爸爸說：“好啊，好啊！”
他就來到后院，見了嶄新的自行車，說：“呵，好漂亮的車呀！你會騎么？”
兒子說：“就是有個問題，車是壞的。”爸爸就說：“怎么可能是壞的？這可是嘎嘎新的呢！”
兒子又說：“我也不知怎么回事，反正我一騎上去，它就會倒！”
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