雙語笑話 女孩特權(quán)（2）
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，說你花心
If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺個(gè)心眼
If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狹隘
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度點(diǎn)，說你不愛
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求歡吧，不夠尊重
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不夠愛寵
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得煩
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 她晚了，女孩特權(quán)
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