彼得是一個聰明的男孩。
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She.
The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student."
His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."
彼得是一個聰明的男孩。他在學校的第一天，他學了三個詞：1，你和她。老師教他如何用這些詞造句。老師說，“我，我是你的老師；（然后指著一個女孩）她，她是你的同學；你，你是我的學生。彼得回到家里，他爸爸問他在學校里學了什么。彼得馬上說，“我，我是你的老師；（然后指著他的媽媽）她，她是你的同學；你，你是我的學生。”父親生氣地說，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著他的妻子）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。第二天到學校，老師問彼得是否記住了三個單詞?！笔堑?，”他驕傲地說，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著一個女孩）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子?！?BR>
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