節(jié)約的父親英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話

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    When we got our long-distance phone bill,we found that our daughter,Cathy,had been making 60-minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on,”her father said firmly,“Your calls are limited to five minutes.”
   “Dad,what can I say in five minutes?” Cathy wailed.
    “Call me back,”he answered.

   當(dāng)長(zhǎng)途電話帳單送到時(shí),我們發(fā)現(xiàn),我們的女兒凱茜給她在外地上學(xué)的男朋友,聊過(guò)整整一個(gè)鐘頭的電話。
   “從現(xiàn)在開始,”她爸爸說(shuō),“你打電話不能超過(guò)5分鐘。”
   “爸爸,五分鐘夠我說(shuō)什么話?”女兒抗議道。
   “夠你說(shuō)‘給我打過(guò)來(lái)’。”他爸爸回答。

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