沒有灰塵它是如此干凈
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
兩只蟑螂正在討論要去一條小巷新開的餐館大嚼垃圾。
“我是在對面那家新餐廳，”一個說。”它很干凈！廚房一塵不染，和地板閃閃發(fā)光的白色。到處都沒有灰塵——它是如此干凈，整個地方發(fā)光。”
“請，”另一只蟑螂皺著眉頭。”不，我吃的！”
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