喬恩和加菲貓?bào)w重增加-看漫畫學(xué)英語(yǔ)之加菲貓[5]--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫
jon:well,garfield,it looks like we packed on a little weight over the holidays.
喬恩：加菲貓，好像我們暑假期間體重增加了一些。
garfield:what do you mean "we",fat-man?
加菲貓：你意思是我們嗎，胖子？
garfield:only humans gain weight.
加菲貓：只有人類增加了體重。
garfield:cats get more "buddhaesque".
加菲貓：貓顯得更加福態(tài)而已。
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