爆笑英語幽默笑話精選14：It Wasn't One Person不是一個人（英漢雙語笑話）
14.It Wasn't One Person
14.不是一個人
The teacher is handing back the homework.
老師正在把作業發還給學生。
"Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”
“約翰尼，’她說，“你的作業做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一個人怎么能犯那么多錯誤?”
"It wasn't one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me”
“老師，不是一個人，”約翰尼說，“作業是爸爸幫我做的。”
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