英語笑話：明天我要當奶奶了
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Tomorrow I was elated when my son called me from Japan with the wonderful news of my grandson‘s birth. I took down all the statistics and turned to relate it all to my co-workers.“I’m a grandmother!" I declared.“It‘s a baby boy, and he weighs seven pounds.”
"When was he born?“ someone asked. Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked at the calendar and said in amazement,"Tomorrow!"
明天我要當奶奶了當我兒子從日本打電話來告訴我關于我的孫子出生的喜訊的時候，我非常興奮。我把所有的數據都記下來，告訴我的同事們。我宣布說：“我當奶奶了！是個男孩，七磅重。”有人問：“他是什么時候生的？”看了一下我兒子給我的日期，我頓住了，看了看日歷，用訝異的語氣說：“明天！”
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