我不想學(xué)習(xí)了
Student: Sir,I want to stop studying.
Teacher: Why?
Student: I watched TV that someone was killed because he knows too much.
學(xué)生：老師，我不想學(xué)習(xí)了，
老師： 為什么
學(xué)生：我看電視上 有一個(gè)人因?yàn)橹捞嗨员粴⒘?BR>
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