英語笑話 同情
親愛的姑媽
在漢語中，“娘”與“媽”一樣，都是指母親。有一初到中國學漢語的英國留學生，在校園看上了一位漂亮的中國女生。于是他給她寫求愛信，但一時忘“娘”怎么寫了，便自作聰明，以“媽”代“娘——“親愛的姑媽……”
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The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates becauseevery weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always satalone in his cell.
So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, “I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George.” Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. “Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?”
George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!”
典獄長對獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因為每逢周末的探訪日，大多數囚犯都有家人或朋友來訪，但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。
因此在一個探訪日，典獄長把喬治叫到辦公室說：「喬治，我注意到從來沒有人來探望過你。」他滿懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：「告訴我，你沒有任何朋友或家人嗎？」
喬治回答：「喔！當然有，典獄長，只不過他們全都在這里面！」歡迎來論壇分享更多：
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