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John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them."
"You're crazy," said Mary. "That's impossible. Here's a dime that sa...
A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad."
"But every time I drive by here you have the 'n...
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Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to...
One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？" 一個男人問醫生：“大夫，我妻子嗓子說不出話。我應該做些什么才能幫助她？” The d...
Mother asked herlittle boy, “Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?”
“Nothing, Mum,” answered the son proudly, “instead, she asked me how much one plus two was,...
A little girl asked her mother，“Can I go outside and play with the boys？”Her mother replied，“No，you can‘t play with the boys，they’re too rough.”The little girl thought about it for a few mome...
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Goldfish
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Bl...
After months of negotiation with the Russian authorities， a Talmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visit Moscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat. At the next stop a you...
John Smith lived in Staten Island， New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening， he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next...
