雙語笑話 童言童趣樂翻天①
Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?"
保姆：“約翰尼，你不喜歡新出生的小妹妹嗎?”
Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him"
約翰尼：“她還可以，但他要是一個男孩就好了。威利史密斯剛有一個新出生的小妹妹，現在他會認為我是想跟他學一樣。”
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