A Fine Match 勢均力敵(中)
勢均力敵
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過.她很害怕老鼠,所以她沖出屋子,搭上了公共汽車直奔商店.在那兒,她買了一只老鼠夾.店主告訴她:“放點奶酪在里面,很快你就會逮住那只老鼠的.”
這位女士帶著鼠夾回到家里,但她沒有在碗櫥里找到奶酪.她不想再回到商店里去,因為已經很晚了.于是,她就從一份雜志中剪下一幅奶酪的圖片放進了夾子.
令人稱奇的是,這畫有奶酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上,這位女士下樓到廚房時,發現鼠夾里奶酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片!
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