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        英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯:Side-effect 副作用(中英雙語(yǔ))

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        129.Side-effect

        129.副作用

        One morning I opened the door to get the newspaper and was surprised to see a strange little dog with our paper in his mouth. Delighted with this unexpected“delivery Service",I fed him some treats. The following morning I was horrified to see the same dog sitting in front of our door wagging his tail,surrounded by eight newspapers.

        有一天,我開門取報(bào)紙,驚奇地發(fā)現(xiàn)報(bào)紙被一條陌生的小狗叼著。我為這種送報(bào)服務(wù)惑到很高興,于是就喂了小的一些吃的。第二天早上,我驚奇地發(fā)現(xiàn)那條小狗趴在門口,沖我搖著尾巴,它周圍放著八份報(bào)紙。

        I spent the rest of that morning returning the papers to their owners.

        我用7整整一止午的時(shí)間,才把那些報(bào)紙發(fā)還給了它們的主人。

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