Marriage Arranged By An Unborn Baby
marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's
marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition.
"How?" I asked.
"Her marriage was arranged by her unborn baby."
"What do you mean?"I was puzzled.
"She has to get married because of her premarital pregnancy,"she explained in
embarrassment.
兒女做主的婚姻
一天，有位中國姑娘對我說，按照傳統風俗習慣，孩子的婚姻必須由父母做主，因此她母親的婚姻是由她祖父安排的，不過，她姐姐卻打破了這個慣例。
“如何打破的？”我問。
“她的婚姻是由兒女做主的。”
“這是什么意思？”
“她是未婚先孕，不得已而結婚的。”她不好意思的解釋說。
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