笑話習題簿11.10
JOKE:
A listener called the disc jockey on the air at our radio stationto ask about the upcoming lunar eclipse.
"The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning," the DJ told her.
"That late?" the listener snapped. "I don't know why they don't schedule these things earlier,so kids can enjoy them too!"
譯文：
一個聽眾給我們電臺的DJ打電話咨詢即將到來的月蝕的事情。
“凌晨一點半可以看到月蝕”，DJ告訴她。
“那么晚？” 那位聽眾不滿地說，“我不知道他們為什么不把這些事情安排得早一點，這樣孩子們也能看了”。
NOTE：
1.disc jockey 音樂節目主持人
2.lunar eclipse 月蝕
3.snap 生氣地說
4.schedule 安排
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
Why kids cannot enjoy the eclipse？
練習參考答案：
The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning，that is too late.
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