我明白咱們?yōu)槭裁从羞@么大分歧了
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.
Both of them stopped, staring at each other.
Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool."
"Oh, I know why we are so different, because I will." with that Goethe retreated aside.
歌德有回在魏瑪一所公園的小路上散步，說(shuō)巧不巧，正碰上一位對(duì)他有敵意的評(píng)論家。
兩人都收住腳，相互對(duì)視著。
最后評(píng)論家說(shuō)：“我從不會(huì)給傻子讓道兒。”
“噢，我明白咱們?yōu)槭裁从羞@么大分歧了，因?yàn)槲視?huì)給讓。”說(shuō)著歌德閃在了道旁。
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