Three Surgeons 三個外科醫生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off", said one. "Today that man is concert violinist."
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but horse's posteriors -- and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate."
三個外科醫生
三個著名的外科醫生在吹噓自己的技術。
“一個手被切掉的男人來我這兒看病，”一個說，“今天那個人是位小提琴手了。”
“那沒什么，”另一個說，“一個兩條腿都被截掉的家伙到我這兒來，我把它們又接上了。今天那個人是個馬拉松選手。”
“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個人說，“一天我到一個嚴重事故的現場，那除了馬腿和一副眼鏡以外什么也沒剩下。今天那個人坐在美國國會里。”
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