趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：a door 一扇門(mén)（雙語(yǔ)）
close, i'm too stressed out right now. we're going to lunch at my sister's home, we're alreday late...
關(guān)掉，我現(xiàn)在太緊張了，我們將要去我姐姐家吃飯，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)遲到了……
by a concidence, ralph opened a door leading to an upside-down replica of the universe we know
拉斐爾湊巧打開(kāi)一扇通向一個(gè)與我們所知道的宇宙顛倒的門(mén)
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