外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹247：師生間的對話(中英)
TEACHER: In what countries are elephants found?
老師:在哪些國家發現了大象?
STUDENT: Teacher. Elephants are very large and intelligent animals，and are seldom lost.
學生:老師，大象是一種巨型的并且是一種充滿智慧的動物，因此，它是不會迷路的。
TEACHER: A noun is the name of a person or a thing. Who can give me a noun?
老師:名詞是一個人的名字或是一件事。誰能給我舉個例子?
STUDENT: A cow.
學生:母牛。
TEACHER: Very good. Another noun?
老師:很好。你能再舉個例子嗎。
STUDENT: Another cow.
學生:另外一頭母牛。
TEACHER: Jim, what are the three words which some of you use most often in class?
老師:吉姆，你經常在課堂上說的三個字是什么?
STUDENT; I don’t know.
學生:不知道。
TEAL HER: Correct.
老師:答對了。
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