第1397期英語笑話：Excellent Skills 絕妙的技巧
第1397期英語笑話：Excellent Skills 絕妙的技巧
After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
我的朋友們?cè)诜泵Φ募~瓦克機(jī)場(chǎng)著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來幫他們搬行李。無奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。
In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”
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