Roast Pig 烤乳豬
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
烤乳豬
一位先生去赴宴遲到了，匆忙入座后，發現自己的座位正對著乳豬，于是大為高興的說：“還不錯，我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”這時才發現身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視，他忙陪笑改口到：“對不起，我說的是那只烤好的。”
Anxious (著急) The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（難以擺脫的煩惱，焦慮）!"An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."
妻子對鄰居說：“丈夫一晚上都沒回家，也不知道他干什么去了 ，真叫我著急！”一個知情人說：“算了，你要知道他干什么去了，我敢說你會更著急。”
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