那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事99：好孩子
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A good boy
好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”．
"I gave it to a poor old woman." he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But v/thy are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy.
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆。"他回答說。 "你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說，“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”“她是個賣糖果的。"
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