第1366期 英語笑話 你每天吃的糖哪兒來的？
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老師：西印度群島有哪些產物？
Student: I don't know.
學生：我不曉得。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老師：怎么會不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來的？
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
學生：鄰居家借的。
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