第1365期 英語笑話 你倆今天為什么遲到了！
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
老師：湯姆！約翰！你倆今天為什么遲到了！
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。
Teachear: John, what about you?
老師：那么你呢，約翰？
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
約翰：老師，我不能動啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。
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