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        雙語笑話 Raccoons 浣熊

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        Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.

        "I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."

        我在州政府魚類和野生動物部門工作時,負責向居民們出借捕浣熊的裝備。一個人捕獲了一只獵物,他打電話來詢問浣熊是否終生只有一個伴侶。他說他的女兒擔心他們可能拆散了一對終生伴侶。

        “我不知道她為什么這么關心這事,”他補充說,“她自己已經結過三次婚了。”

                                                       

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