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        雙語 笑話 令人哭笑不得的臨終遺言

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         The death bed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor。
          人之將死,其言也真,有時候還會帶點幽默。
          1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。
          原諒我,先生。我不是故意這樣做的。
          Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentallysteppedonthe foot of her executioner as she went to theguillotine。
          出自: 瑪麗·安托瓦內特王后,她上斷頭臺的時候,不小心踩了劊子手一腳。
          2. I cant sleep
          我睡不著。
          Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
          3. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrows paper? ‘French Fries!
          嗨,伙計們!明天的報紙頭條這樣寫怎樣:“法式炸薯條”!
          Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the presswhowereto witness his execution。
          出自:詹姆斯·弗蘭徹,殺人犯,他被終身判決為上電椅死刑。他對親見他受刑的媒體人員說出了這句話。(注“法式炸薯條”原文‘FrenchFries,此人也姓French,被判坐電椅,所以說自己被炸了。)
          4. Its stopped。
          它停下來了。
          Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse。
          出自:約瑟夫·亨利·格林,他摸了摸自己的脈搏。
          5. Please dont let me fall。
          請不要讓我掉下去。
          Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her partin the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government。
          出自:瑪麗· 蘇拉特,她因參與同謀刺殺林肯總統而被處以絞刑。她是美國聯邦政府第一個被處死的女人。
          6. Now, now, my good man, this is no time formakingenemies。
          現在,現在,我的好兄弟,我可沒時間再樹敵了。
          Said by: Voltairewhen asked by a priest to renounce Satan。
          出自:伏爾泰,他臨終前,一位牧師請他與撒旦斷絕關系。



                                                       

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