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        哪個(gè)離我們更遠(yuǎn)--雙語幽默笑話

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        teacher: which is farther away---australia or the moon?

        教師:澳大利亞和月球哪個(gè)離我們更遠(yuǎn)一些?

        bobby: australia.

        勃比:澳大利亞。

        teacher: why do you say that?

        教師:你為什么這么說呢?

        bobby:we can see the moon, but we can't see australia.

        勃比:我們可以看見月球,但我們卻看不見澳大利亞。

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