初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話28：疼痛（中英）
6.Hurts
疼痛
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
一位男士去看醫生，說，“醫生，無論我碰哪里，哪里都疼。”
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
醫生問，“你是什么意思？”
The man says，“When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee-OUCH!When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
這個人說，“當我碰我的肩膀時，肩膀很疼。當我碰我的膝蓋——哎呦！當我碰我的額頭時，它真的，真的很痛。”
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you-you've broken your finger!"
醫生說，“我知道你哪里有毛病了——你的手指破了！”
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