英語小笑話 - Little Johnny
Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly
letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she
insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little
Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm
very proud of that fact."
The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will
you stop?"
Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the
floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped
his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck
of dust off the paper.
The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down,
farted and when she was done there was not a trace of chalk dust
left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her
do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny
peeked up underneath her skirt.
"No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a
Double-Barrel!"
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