什么是成功？
Success is:
At age 4, success is...not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is........having friends.
At age 20, success is...........having sex.
At age 35, success is..........making money.
At age 60, success is............having sex.
At age 70, success is.........having friends.
At age 80, success is..not peeing your pants.
什么是成功
在4歲時，成功就是不會尿在褲子上
在12歲時，成功就是有朋友圍繞
在20歲時，成功就是擁有性生活
在35歲時，成功就是賺大錢
在60歲時，成功就是擁有性生活
在70歲時，成功就是有朋友圍繞
在80歲時，成功就是不會尿在褲子上
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