為報紙上的競賽競選最佳答案--雙語幽默笑話
an ogden, iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation（集會） for a cup of coffee. when asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "it's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構(gòu)成賭博行為時，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學(xué)方法。”
philosopher bertrand russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "of course not. after all, i may be wrong."
當(dāng)我人問哲學(xué)家羅素是否愿意為了他的信仰而獻(xiàn)身時，他答道：“當(dāng)然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。”
a newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "if a fire broke out in the louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
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