你為什么讓女人生得那么美？
Man:Why did you make women so beautiful?
God:So that you will love them.
Man:But why did you make them so dumb?
God:So that they will lov you.
男子：你為什么讓女人生得那么美？
上帝：這樣你才會愛上她們呀！
男子：可你為什么又讓女人那么笨呢？
上帝：這樣她們才會愛上你呀！
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