那只不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。
Two old friends were out golfing. As they were preparing to tee off near a road, a funeral
cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heart
until the line of cars had passed.
兩個老朋友出外打高爾夫球，當他們在一處路旁準備開球時，一列出殯送葬車隊恰巧經(jīng)過那里，其中一
位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，直到車隊通過后才戴上帽子。
“Well, that was good manners on your part,” said his partner.
“你這樣做實在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說道。
“Oh, it was the least I could do. After all, we would have been married thirty years next
Tuesday.”
“喔，那只不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。畢竟，到下星期二我們結婚就滿三十年了。”
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