餡餅的誘惑-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
garfield:ah,i see jon placed a pie on this windowsill to tempt me.
加菲貓：我看到喬恩在窗臺上放了一個餡餅來誘惑我。
garfield:well,let it be known i'm capable of resisting all temptations.
加菲貓：好，我要證明我能夠抵御誘惑。
garfield:i just don't choose to.
加菲貓：我別無選擇了。
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